Nine "Interesting" Gay Valentine's Day Gifts Found on Etsy

So, love is in the air today! And what better place to find that special someone the right gift than on Etsy. Honestly, Etsy has a great deal of good quality,  charming handmade products. So, when you run across something that is a bit sketchy in nature, it tends to stick out like a sore thumb.

So, here are nine "interesting" choices from this year's crop of Etsy gifts found when using the search term "Gay Valentine." Enjoy.

#1) Penis Soap

While the craftsmanship is first rate, I am just not convinced anyone would actually purchase penis shaped soap, much less display it on a shelf in their living room. I do admire that they took the time to add clip art hearts to their photo.

#2) Gay Love Poppet
Comes with a personalized rune to bind you to the object of your affection! Show someone how much you care by mystically binding them to you for life.
Oh, and it comes with hand stitched penis!

"This poppet is roughly 6 inches tall, hand sewn using thread, stuffed with cotton and adorned with buttons, as well as a phallus, and sold as a curio only. Use it as a decoration, inspiration, or enchant it with your own magic to make it work for you."

And should your love fall apart, you can always stick pins in and use it as a voodoo doll!

#3) I Love You St Valentines Day Hand Knitted Penis Warmer

I mean let's face it. It is still pretty cold in February.

#4) Personalized BBQ Sauce Gift Set

Slather me in your sauce, Daddy.

#5) Ride It. My Pony

"Nothing says I love you like a horse hunk underwear model." Set of 4 embossed, non-folding cards tied together with a ribbon! Each featuring a horse headed hunk.

#6) Penis Doll

While I cannot deny the allure of googly eyes, I do have to wonder if the creator has ever actually seen a penis.

#7) Powered by Lesbian Kisses T-Shirt

 I actually think this shirt is pretty great. Just wondering why they chose a male model.

#8) Penis Plush

If this doesn't get you laid on Valentine's Day, nothing will.

#9) Penis Butterfly Magnet

No refrigerator is complete without it! I am actually impressed they adorned it with bling!

10 "Interesting" Gay X-Mas Items We Found on ETSY - 2014 Edition!

So, every year we like to go to ETSY and type in the search term "Gay Christmas" and see what pops up. While last year's batch of Etsy wares bordered on the kitschy, this year's results made us feel like we needed to take a very long shower with lots and lots of soap. So, without further ado, and in no particular order, here are ten potential gay gift ideas thanks to good people selling their creations on Etsy!

#1) Sexy Thang Crochet Penis!
Nothing fills you with Holiday spirit quite like a seven inch knit penis wearing a Santa hat. Toss in two hand written notes saying Sexy and Thang, googly eyes, and a beard, and you've got yourself a deal! It's a steal at $15.00.

#2) Handmade Screen Print Butt Plug Tree Topper
Name me one person who wouldn't want one of these lovely ten and a half inch beauties capping off their tree this year?

#3) I Love Feltching T-Shirt!
No matter how you chose to spell felching, you can't ignore the sentiment. This listing title is officially:
I Love Feltching Tee T Shirt Secret Santa Christmas Gift Gay.

#4) Lot of Four Nude Watercolor Paintings
How these are still available a week before X-mas is a complete mystery to me.

#5) Put In My Ass Rainbow Brooch
This wonderful polymer clay pin ships all the way from the gay friendly shores of Indonesia!

#6) Saint Cher Prayer Candle
This eight inch tall unscented candle encourages you to pray to believe in life after love. No, really. It is in the description.

#7) Jingle F*cken Balls Holiday Card
This will look great on the mantle!

#8) Blue Flames Penis Apron
Their description says, "Grab your meat (so funny), your tongs and a real man’s apron – lets BBQ!!!"

#9) Vagitarian T-Shirt
The official listing title on this wonderful Holiday gift idea is:
Womens Vagitarian Lesbian T-shirt Funny Gay Pride Tshirt LGBT Pussy Cat Rainbow Girls shirt Christmas Gift For Girlfriend

#10)
Village People Song Art "YMCA" Paperweight
Not even going to ask what happened to the biker member of The Village People. He seems to have gone missing.

-Cardinal Image in header by Emily Bluestar. Used by Creative Commons License.

The 10 Most "Interesting" Gay Valentine's Day Gifts on Etsy!

So, it's Valentine's Day! Time to let our inner romantics out and ply our loved ones with tokens of affection and remind them just how very special they are to us! What better way to express our love and devotion than with a handcrafted gift that comes from the heart? We did a search on Etsy for "gay valentine" and here's the 10 most "interesting" selections that came up! Perhaps one is right for your true love.

#1) MATURE MALE DOLL...is a sugar daddy..he is 18 inches in height beige yarn..totally nude..with coin eyes a plastic nose and a big penis.

#2) MENS PENIS SLIPPER soft and comfortable terry slip on. chocolate brown with stand up crocheted penis.

#3) You're My Hole World

#4) Dragon Red Yoni Sculpture

#5) PENIS POLICE plushie big boy over a foot tall..aviator glasses..badge and handcuffs

#6) Pride Rainbow Chains scarf 

#7) 'You Tickle My Pickle' Men's Boxer Short Valentines Day Gift Idea

#8) BLUE PENIS CUP...this beautiful diners cup is midnight blue..holds 12 ozs of liquid and has a handpainted metallic gold penis and hearts

#9) BIG FLAMING PENIS...great big and soft square pillow..crocheted in red , edged in white gray and black yarn..ruffle..10 inch penis on top

#10) The Smiths / Morrissey Card - The Morrissey you the Marr I like you

10 "Interesting" Gay X-Mas Items We Found on ETSY!

So...we're gay. We're kinda crafty, somewhat kitschy, and love to horrify our friends and loved ones with amazingly insane Christmas gifts! So what better place to look than homemade craft Mecca website Etsy! In no particular order, here are 10 amazing finds for the holidays thanks to good people selling their wares on the internet!

#1: Sexy Santa Shower Curtain!

#2: Leather Daddy Gingerbread Man!

#3: Rainbow Dog Sweater!

#4: Shirtless Fireman Stocking!

#5: Elf on a Rainbow Umbrella!

#6: Santa Showing Frosty The Meaning of X-Mas Card!

#7: Penis Ornament w/ Red Fuzzy Balls!

#8: Rainbow Mustache Ornament

#9: Don We Now Our Gay Apparel Card!

#10: Hand-stitched Gay Pride Stocking!

-Cardinal Image by Emily Bluestar. Used by Creative Commons License.