Saturday, November 30, 2013

Introducing: The Singing Cowbear - "I Like to Masturbate"

We present the first in our series of The Singing Cowboy's ditties about pleasuring yourself. Feel free to sing along to "I Like to Masturbate!" And, if you get the urge, has everything you need to join in the fun. Singing Cowboy, we're all pulling for you!

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Friday, November 29, 2013

WUT #2 - An Original Webcomic Series

Installment #2 of Wut, our exclusive original webcomic series by creative genius MagicScienceland, once again leaves us wondering what we just read. Check back in a week or two for another fantastical panel.

-Also visit MagicScienceland's Facebook!

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Thursday, November 28, 2013

Gay Comic Geek Reviews "Beautiful Dead" Gay Zombie Porn Comic!

Gay Comic Geek is our hero! In this episode of his YouTube web series, he reviews "Beautiful Dead," a gay zombie porn comic from Robert Fraser and Butch McLogic for Class Comics.

Pretty great X-Rated preview of "Beautiful Dead" can be found HERE.

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Tuesday, November 26, 2013

AdamMaleBlog Exclusive: Infiltrating the Beard and Moustache Club of NC!

For a good long while, I have seen some of my bearded and moustached pals from around the U.S. posting on their social media pages about attending meetings and events for their local Beard and Moustache Club. I like to consider myself a well rounded (no fat jokes please) man of the world, but for the life of me, I had no idea what these handsome chaps could possibly be doing at their get togethers. So, finally, I decided to go undercover at a meeting of the Beard and Moustache Club of NC  in Charlotte. I figured, hey, I have a beard, they have beards, how hard could it be to sneak in.  I was fairly certain I would blend in with the crowd.

Turns out, there was absolutely no reason to skulk about. Everyone is welcome at BMC meetings, facial hair not required! Their mission statement reads as follows:
A community of men and women who promote and educate the accolades of beards and moustaches while supporting those less fortunate in growth and in luck.
While a good amount of fun is always on the agenda at the monthly meetings, there is also a good amount of fundraising and community service work mixed in. This year, the Charlotte club is raising money for charity Beards BeCAUSE, a grass roots non-profit organization founded in 2007 to advocate against domestic violence while raising much needed funding for local abuse shelters. At this particular BMC meeting, they were rounding up volunteers to help cook and serve a holiday meal at one of the local shelters. They only had to ask once and all the spots were immediately filled.

Beyond the fundraising and monthly merriment, the BMC of NC members also participate in Beard and Moustache competitions, which also help raise money for charities! For example, the two NC Chapters of The BMC (Charlotte and Greensboro) combined to take home 6 awards from Beardtoberfest in Fayetteville, NC, a contest raising money for The Blood and Cancer Clinic! If you get the chance, I would highly recommend attending a local or regional contest. And, if at all possible, I bet the Beard and Moustache World Championships would be an amazing event to attend! In 2014, they will be held in Portland, Oregon!

Since I am no expert in this field, I made sure to spend a little time with Charlotte chapter board member Austin Caine. He was kind enough to sit down and thoroughly answer some questions.

Q: How did you get hooked up with charity Beards Because?
AC: Beards BeCAUSE is founded and run by one of our core members, and a member of our board of directors, Jared Yerg. When he came on board is when we connected to their organization.

Q: Is it Mustache or Moustache? And what is the difference?
AC: Those without a proper moustache call it a "mustache." In actuality it's simply a difference in American vs. Brittish English much like "color" and "colour."

Q: Can you briefly break down the various categories offered at Beard and Moustache competitions?
AC: That actually varies a little bit based on region and competition but in general there are the main categories of Moustache, Partial Beard, Full Beard, possibly some others like Female beard (created not grown!) and Trend beards (which are the super close cut kind with designs in them). They then divide into sub-categories based on how the hair is connected and/or styled.

For example the Moustache category only contains moustache styles, no beards allowed. If a competitor has both a beard and a moustache, it will fall under Full or Partial Beard depending on the beard attached. Moustaches can then be Natural, with no products used, or Styled, where products like pomade and wax are used to create further substyles such as "Dali, English, Imperial, Hungarian, etc." The names refer to the thickness, length, and curl styles used.

The Beard categories get even deeper like the Full Beards category which is then divided into subcategories based on length! The partial beard categories include such favorites as the Goatee, the Donegal (Abe Lincoln's beard style), Mutton Chops, the Fu Man Chu, and the Musketeer (long moustache and a small pointed beard), among many many more!

Then the best part is the Female Beard category though! And by that I mean beards they make, not grow haha! That usually splits into two fields: Natural and Creative. Natural is when they try to emulate a real beard and make it look as natural as possible. The Creative category is the most fun, where the ladies get to make beards out of anything they want. One great example was a girl I saw at a competition dressed as an Elmer Fudd-esque hunter with a beard made of shotgun shells! Or the girl scout with the beard made of Samoa cookies!

Regardless though you will always see a huge variety of follicle styles at these competitions and it's always so much fun to see!

Q: You lovingly describe Beard & Moustache competitions as "man pageants." What's the funniest thing that has happened to you while competing?
AC: I think the funniest/coolest thing I've seen at a competition was the Blue Moon! This man had shaped his long hair and long beard into a giant crescent moon and dyed or sprayed it all blue, including his face. He ran around with sunglasses on and looked like some kind of awesome blues singer's act poster characature come to life!

Q: What kind of advice can you give a beard growing newby?
AC: Advice for newbies... It's hair. Shampoo and conditioner are vital! Also, using an oil such as coconut will keep it super soft and very shiny. And lastly, get regular trims to keep it shaped up nicely so you don't look homeless! But be sure to go to a barber with beard experience do not just trust your hairdresser friend with it. These things do not grow like hair on our heads.

-Visit BMC of NC on Facebook!
-Top photo by Austin Caine.

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Monday, November 25, 2013

3 Ways To Trick Your Bear Into Eating Better

So...some of the AdamMaleBlog staff got together and made this hilarious homemade video showing 3 ways to trick your bear/big guy into eating better! The acting is academy award worthy! Be sure to count how many times our bear says "fruit smoothie" in a fifteen second span and try not to notice how crooked the painting is on the wall! This video will teach you The Bait and Switch, Hide Vegetables in His Food, and Withhold Sex!

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Monday Morning Dance Party - Clubfeet "Teenage Suicide"

Clubfeet is an amazing electropop outfit from Australia! Watch the amazing video for "Teenage Suicide." Anyone who has ever watched the movie Heathers will giggle as they realize this track is an homage to the fake "Teenage Suicide" song that tortured Winona Ryder's character throughout the film. This track appears on Clubfeet's debut album Gold on Gold from a couple of years ago. They have a newer album out, too, called Heirs and Graces. Buy them both.

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Friday, November 22, 2013

Foreplay Rule #1: Foot Massage Leads to Sizzling Sex!

There are over 36,000 nerve endings in the human foot. And, according to the American Massage Therapy Association, you can use the feet to reach pretty much any part of the body. For example, the heel helps with stimulation of the back, while the arches help with the legs. According to tantric sex experts Mark Michaels and Patricia Johnson, the soles of feet on men are a huge erogenous zone. Stimulating this area can lead to intense sexual feelings and will make any night of passion sizzle even more.

The part of the brain that activated by the nerve endings in the soles of men’s feet is directly next to the part of the brain activated by the nerve endings in the penile region of the body. The two are very closely associated with each other.

So next time you are just hanging out on the couch together, grab your partner’s feet and give them a massage. Spend lots of time on each individual area: toes, soles, arches, heels. I promise you will have a mind-blowing evening.

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Thursday, November 21, 2013

Underground Gay Music Series Exclusive: A Short Q&A w Future Bible Heroes

I don't even know where to begin to talk about beloved band Future Bible Heroes. So, I guess I will just start with the basics. Future Bible Heroes is comprised of the musical geniuses and life long friends Stephin Merritt, Claudia Gonson, and electronic music wizard Chris Ewen. You may recognize Merritt and Gonson as long time collaborators in one of the most famous indie rock bands of all time, The Magnetic Fields. However, Future Bible Heroes have been around almost as long, with a career that has spanned the better part of two decades.

Earlier this year Future Bible Heroes added to their resume with two amazing releases - a full-length LP on Merge Records called Partygoing and a 3 LP or 4 CD box set of all FBH releases including all 3 full length albums (Memories of Love, Eternal Youth, and Partygoing), songs from the numerous EPs, and some of the tracks they added to soundtracks and compilations over the years, including "O! What a Dream It Was" from the Welcome to the Dollhouse soundtrack! This was all accompanied by a whirlwind Summer tour across the US.

Now that some of the insanity has died down, I was thankfully able to get up with Future Bible Heroes' Claudia Gonson and she was kind enough to answer a few of our highly unusual questions.

Keep Your Children In A Coma by Future Bible Heroes on GroovesharkThe World Is a Disco Ball by Future Bible Heroes on GroovesharkI'm Lonely (and I Love It) by Future Bible Heroes on Grooveshark

Q: On the latest album Partygoing, you guys give a lot of questionable advice. (IE: "Drink Nothing But Champagne", "Keep Your Children in a Coma", saving money on funeral costs by "Digging My Own Grave") What's the worst suggestion or piece of advice you were ever given?
Claudia: Well this certainly isn't the worst thing, but once when I was 12 or 13, my best friend managed to make her dad stop shouting at her by walking up to him and saying "shhhhh" really quietly in his ear. So I tried it on my dad, once, when he was shouting. It didn't work at all. He went apoplectic.

Q: Where on earth did you get the round vintage phone in the "Living, Loving, Partygoing" video?!! I want it!
Claudia: I believe it was part of the gorgeous items in the Long Island home where we shot the video. These were friends of the director's, Naomi Yang. A very swelligent gay couple.

Q: What is the funniest thing that has happened to you on tour?
Claudia: My memory is dim. but this last FBH tour had a lot of good fun in it. Like, watching my not-yet 3 year old dancing throughout our gig in Philly. That was pretty amazing.

Q: In the Merge promo video for Partygoing, Stephin says this is a party album "...largely about drinking, suicide, aging, death, loss, and despair..." What the hell kind of parties are you guys going to?
Claudia: Very few. Stephin famously hates going to parties. The song "Living Loving Partygoing" does enumerate some of the few parties he actually attended in his life (although he mixed up the details on what happened). But generally he does his best to avoid them. I think the endless party is a sexy metaphor for how we get through life, all the different ages at which we encounter ourselves, all the buzz and whirl and social encounters and heartbreak. Partying at 15 is so different from partying at 45. This is all summarized well by "La Dolce Vita".

Q: Unicorns...or Narwhals. Who would win in a fight?
Claudia: I'm a big fan of creatures of the deep. I'd go for the Narwhal. He'd probably lose.

-Top picture copyright photographer Kimberly Butler
-Join FHB on Facebook!
-For all things Claudia Gonson and Stephin Merritt, check out: The House of Tomorrow.

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Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Try the Hilarious Penis Analyzer!!

So...drop what you are doing and go try this fun, slightly wicked penis analyzer.

Just type in your name and it will tell all about your penis. This is supposed to be silly satire, so don't take offense when it calls your penis "The Sublime Greedy Sea Lion." That's what it told me. Sadly accurate. Enjoy!

Here are results for two of our staff!

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Top 5 Best Selling Gay Sex Toys!

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Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Gay Comic Geek Wraps Up Bent Con 2013!

In case you didn't know, there is actually a Comic Book Convention specifically for LGBTQ comic fans! It's called Bent Con and this year it was in Los Angeles from Nov. 8th to Nov. 10th. Paul S, our very favorite Gay Comic Geek wraps up his weekend with this highly entertaining twelve minute video! Be sure to check out his wonderful website!

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Monday, November 18, 2013

Monday Morning Dance Party - Icona Pop "All Night" (Basic Physics Remix) - Free Track Download!

Remix master Basic Physics has given Icona Pop's "All Night" some pretty special treatment. We guarantee you will wiggle in your seat. Take a second and download the track for free, too!

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Friday, November 15, 2013

Can You Really Break Your Penis?

Most men have heard scary tales about accidentally bending one’s penis in the wrong way and having it break. There was even an episode of Grey’s Anatomy about this back in the day. But, is the broken penis real or just a myth, like Big Foot, or the female orgasm (just joking, don’t hate)? Unfortunately for us guys, it’s real. Yes, you really can break your penis.

The real name for the ailment is penile fracture. According to Dr. Hunter Wessells in a 2009 Scientific American article, “It is a severe form of bending injury to the erect penis that occurs when a membrane called the tunica albuginea tears. The tunica albuginea surrounds the corpora cavernosa, specialized spongy tissue in the core of the penis that fills up with blood during an erection. When the tunica albuginea tears, the blood that is normally confined to this space leaks out into other tissues. You get bruising and swelling.” There are pictures of this, but you probably don’t want to see. But, if you must, Click Here. WARNING: It’s gruesome.

If you experience a penile fracture, you can expect to hear a popping sound followed by severe pain and loss of erection. If this occurs, you should immediately seek medical attention. Most cases require surgery, though some may not.

The majority of cases are caused by thrusting into places that shouldn’t be thrust into. Like if you slip out and don’t realize it and just keep doing your thing. Chances are you might wind up bending yourself in a way that your penis just isn’t meant to bend. You can also tear the tunica albuginea trying crazy acrobatic sexual positions. Also, some men abuse themselves a bit too much while masturbating.

So, I guess the moral of the story is your boner only bends so far before it breaks. Unless you are looking for months of displeasure and possible surgery, be careful with your penis. It’s the only one you get.

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