Penile Knitting - Our Vaginal Knitting Parody!!

So, if you haven't seen it yet, there is a creepy video burning up the internet featuring an Australian performance artist knitting for 28 days in a row using yarn that she stores in her vagina. Yes. Really. Take a look:



We couldn't resist. We just had to make our own parody version. So here it is. Please enjoy Penile Knitting!

Try the Hilarious Penis Analyzer!!

So...drop what you are doing and go try this fun, slightly wicked penis analyzer.

  Penis Analyzer Site! 

Just type in your name and it will tell all about your penis. This is supposed to be silly satire, so don't take offense when it calls your penis "The Sublime Greedy Sea Lion." That's what it told me. Sadly accurate. Enjoy!

Here are results for two of our staff!