The Onion: Finding Masculine Halloween Costumes For Your Effeminate Son

This has our entire staff in stitches. We must have watched it ten times this morning. Make sure to read the costume tips that appear on the screen with each new outfit! I still remember the year my Mom made me dress as Frankenstein instead of a Tooth Fairy!

Please remember, this is from the world's #1 source of hilariously fictitious news, The Onion. So, please don't get your panties in a bunch.