Penile Knitting - Our Vaginal Knitting Parody!!

So, if you haven't seen it yet, there is a creepy video burning up the internet featuring an Australian performance artist knitting for 28 days in a row using yarn that she stores in her vagina. Yes. Really. Take a look:



We couldn't resist. We just had to make our own parody version. So here it is. Please enjoy Penile Knitting!