Thanks to the efforts of photographer
Austin Caine and the awesome dudes at the
Beard and Moustache Club of NC, we bring you Laser Bear University: Class Awards 2014.
Austin Caine has this amazing 80's style laser beam backdrop made, the cute beardos played along, and the hilarity ensued. It wound up looking an awful lot like tacky yearbook photos. So, my pal Scott M. helped us come up with some completely absurd and ridiculous class awards befitting these bearded beauties. Enjoy!
MOST CLUMSY IN A GOOD WAY
MOST LIKELY TO FORM A CULT
CUTEST COUPLE
MOST LIKELY TO IGNORE A RESTRAINING ORDER
MOST LIKELY TO PASS OUT AT TACO BELL
MOST LIKELY TO LEAVE THEIR ESTATE TO A CAT
MOST LIKELY TO EMBEZZLE FROM A SPERM BANK
MOST LIKELY TO DEFLOWER A STATUE
MOST LIKELY TO AVOID SETTLING DOWN
MOST LIKELY TO BE BLOCKED ON GROWLR
MOST LIKELY TO SAVE MARIO INSTEAD OF PRINCESS PEACH
MOST LIKELY TO LIVE IN PARENT'S BASEMENT FOREVER
