So, here are nine "interesting" choices from this year's crop of Etsy gifts found when using the search term "Gay Valentine." Enjoy.
#1) Penis Soap
#2) Gay Love Poppet
Comes with a personalized rune to bind you to the object of your affection! Show someone how much you care by mystically binding them to you for life.
Oh, and it comes with hand stitched penis!
"This poppet is roughly 6 inches tall, hand sewn using thread, stuffed with cotton and adorned with buttons, as well as a phallus, and sold as a curio only. Use it as a decoration, inspiration, or enchant it with your own magic to make it work for you."
And should your love fall apart, you can always stick pins in and use it as a voodoo doll!
#4) Personalized BBQ Sauce Gift Set
#5) Ride It. My Pony
#6) Penis Doll
#7) Powered by Lesbian Kisses T-Shirt
I actually think this shirt is pretty great. Just wondering why they chose a male model.
#8) Penis Plush
#9) Penis Butterfly Magnet
No refrigerator is complete without it! I am actually impressed they adorned it with bling!