Thursday, October 3, 2024

AdamMale’s Guide To A (Very) Horny Halloween

When you say “the most wonderful time of the year” straights think Christmas, but for gays, it’s all about Halloween.

Gay Christmas. Gay High Holy Day. Season Of The Gay.

Whatever you call it, Halloween is a major holiday for the entire community. Maybe it’s the a**less costumes or the vamps & tramps aplenty. Or perhaps it’s because Halloween is a holiday that gives everybody permission to be whoever they want.

Here’s our guide for getting into the spooky (and very gay) spirit this Halloween:

1. Get In Costume


“When costumes are a**less and cling to your peen, the moon laughs and whispers, ‘tis near Halloween!”

The best way to get in the holiday spirit is to slip into a costume. We think the secret to a winning Halloween costume is something that’s both sexy & funny. Match your partner in a cute couple’s costume or find the perfect sexy number that says, “My coffin or yours?”

2. Try The Creature Craze



Let these spooky CreatureCocks put a spell on you. From teasing tentacles to man-eating monsters, we’ve got an entire lineup of haunting hunks to keep your bone(s) tingled for hours.

3. Harness Up 



We’ve got the gear for your pecs or your rear! Strappy, sexy harnesses have a dark edge that’s perfect for the Halloween season.

4. Get Stuffed 



Sure, you could stuff yourself with candy. But if you’ve got other ideas, we’ve got you covered!

 5. It's Slime Time



As the midnight hour draws near, this sticky explosion makes the perfect festive finale.

Wishing you a Happy (Gay & Horny) Halloween! Click here to shop these spooky faves & so much more.


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